THE YGGIES TAKE ON OUTLAW STAR, MST3K STYLE

Nreow? I don't get this stuff about MST3K what is that anyway some kind of new ship or maybe it's another treasure but nobody ever tells me anything so I guess I'll just have to come up with another brilliant plan and find out for myself! This looks like just a bunch of stupid things people say about Outlaw Star I guess that's okay because Gene does a lot of stupid stuff HEEHEEHEE! Honestly he'd never have gotten anywhere without me along because nobody could manage to survive that kind of adventure without a Ctarl-Ctarl along and he would've given up if I hadn't been there to tell him to stop acting like a wuss! All I know is.. WHAAAAAAAT?! There's stuff about me in here too?! RRRREEEOOOOWRR!! THEY'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH TALKING ABOUT AISHA CLAN-CLAN LIKE THIS!!!!

--Aisha Clan-Clan

That's right, for all you fans of that great b-movie shredding venue, Mystery Science Theater 3000, the Yggies grab their own quotes regarding Outlaw Star. Yes, it's anime, not a 50's horror flick about a walking carpet that came from space to eat bobby soxers, but let's face it, we must tear down the ones we love. If we didn't, we wouldn't be the superior yet lazy people you hope never actually take over the world, would we.

"Anyone ever notice that Melfina's more voluptuous naked?"

"Gene should stop bitching at Jim so much. It could be worse. He could be on the Orta Honehone. 'Cher-ry! Cher-ry! Cher-ry!'"

"I wonder if anyone ever mistakes Swanzo for a walking spittoon."

"Exactly how is it that removing a blond wig not only changes Hilda's eye color from blue to hazel but also gives her an eye patch?"

"If that's Mikey from the Life cereal commercials he definitely still hates everything."

"Take a breath, Aisha."

"I'll give $20 to anyone who can give an explanation for Aisha graduating with honors that doesn't involve bribery and connections to her family's nobility."

"Fred's father actually thinks he's going to marry a woman, hmm? Can we say parental denial?"

"I wonder if Fred's bodyguards are setting up their bid for a lucrative retirement based on a sexual harassment lawsuit."

"Breathe, Aisha, breathe."

"Breasts like Baywatch falsies. No wonder Aisha can yap so long without taking a breath. She's got extra air supply in them or something."

"Aisha better watch it getting those claws of hers near her chest. 'Pop goes the weasel!'"

"The Ctarl-Ctarl really -are- superior! They at least keep managing to throw Aisha off their ships!"